Terrorism – A modern day fairy tale
October 6, 2011
By Chris Spivey – Sovereign Independent Contributor
Are you all sitting comfortably? Good, then i shall begin. Once upon a time, long long ago, in a far away land called Muslim, a baby Devil was born in a cave. It was a very big cave, because the Devil’s Mummy & Daddy were very rich. The cave needed to be big because the baby devil already had many, many brother and sister devils running around.
However, this was no ordinary Baby devil. For, as the baby devil’s parents already knew; their baby was a gift from Allah, the great God of evil.
As with all Devils born in the evil land of Muslim, the baby devil’s Father, Natas, immediately took his new born son to dangle him by the ankle over the fires of Hell. In keeping with this centuries old tradition, as soon as the baby devil began to scream in the searing heat of hell’s fire, Natas called out the words “Praise yee, oh evil Allah, for blessing us with a son. He shall be known from this moment forward as…. Osama, of the family Bin Laden”.
Barely 11 years earlier, in a land far away from Muslim, a good Christian man sat in a massive mansion staring at his own new born son. On the face of it the man should have been happy. After all, he had a lovely big house, millions of Dollars in the bank and on this day, July 6 1946 AD, his beautiful wife, Barbara, had just presented him, George Herbert Bush, with a son and heir. However, the mansion & money meant little to ‘Herbie’. After all, pretty much all the God fearing White men born here, in the country known as Hotbatlotf (The home of the Brave and the land of the free) had position and wealth. Even the birth of his 1st born, soon to be named George Walker Bush, couldn’t lift ‘Herbie’s’ spirits.
As he sat, lovingly cradling his new born son, he looked upwards, with a mournful, yet resigned to his fate, look on his face. “If it be thy will oh Lord, then so be it”, Herbie said softly to his creator up in heaven. For God, the one true God, had spoken to Herbie and laid him open to his plans. God, being all seeing and all knowing, had foreseen the coming of the Anti-Christ and in readiness for the ultimate battle between good and evil, had sent his own son to Earth, the very same son that Herbie now sat cradling in his arms. As Herbie asked God for guidance, a big beam of light shot through the window, engulfing everything in the nursery in a beautiful, warm, Golden light. At the very same instant Herbie heard God’s voice: “Look after my son well Herbie. School him well in the teachings of the righteous. Make him a man amongst men. Fore I cannot tell you the exact timing of the Anti Christ. All i can tell you is that when he arrives he shall be the epitome of all that is evil. He will be born into wealth, to cave dwellers in the district of Al Qaeda in the land of Muslim”
“But how will he know when it’s time Lord? ” Herbie asked. “I will send 3 Kings to Guide him” God said “They shall be known by the names of Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld and Condoleezza Rice”. Herbie’s brow furrowed. “But surely Condoleezza Rice is a woman? ” Herbie asked. “Some would say Herbie, Some would say” replied God “So be it Lord” Herbie said, bowing his head.
With God having outlined his plans, Herbie, in the time honoured tradition of the west looked up to heaven and said, ”And what’s in it for me Lord? ”
Time passed quickly. Osama Bin Laden, though dogged with ill health, grew both tall and beardy. Like all devils in Muslim, as a child, Osama had attended the local Primary school as soon as the 1st signs of bum fluff appeared. Here, he, like all Muslims, learned the art of jealousy. Once jealousy was mastered, usually around the age of 11, Muslim devils are sent to the local comp where they are taught to channel their jealousy into outright hatred for Democracy. By the age of 14, the average Muslim devil will leave school, provided that he can demonstrate he’s capable of growing a 6″ beard, and set up a market stall selling bland flower pot type vessels. However, for the Elite Muslims such as Osama Bin Laden, they will attend the prestigious University of Al Qaeda. Here Students are expected to grow beards to a minimum length of 8″ and attend lectures on how to destroy Democracy. Obviously the main focus of these lectures centres around the Democratic kingdom of Hotbatlotf. Having graduated with honours, Osama was ready to begin formulating his master plan. Having been presented with a top of the range Donkey, as a graduation present from his proud father Natas, Osama quickly set about the task of opening a chain of Terrorist Training Schools. From these schools Osama would invite the cream of the crop to come work with him. Soon enough, he had assembled a terrifying army. The Army he nostalgically liked to call Al Qaeda. The day of reckoning for Democracy was finally drawing near.
That day came on September 11 2001. George W Bush, in accordance with his destiny, had by now become the President of Hotbatlotf. However, the attack, when it came that day was a total surprise to President Bush. After all, no one could have predicted that 19 aeroplane hijackers, acting on the instructions of Osama Bin Laden, would use those stolen airliners as missiles.
Once the safe, but deadly, dust particles had dispersed, George Bush immediately flew to New York to inspect the devastation caused by the hijackers. Incensed by the loss of life, Bush, backed by God and the full military might of Hotbatlotf, fearlessly led his troops into war against the Axis of Evil, from the safety of the Whitehouse. It would be nearly a further full 10years before Osama Bin Laden was finally brought to justice, and in doing so finally put an end to Al-Qaeda. By then Hotbatlotf would have a new President, while George W Bush would be busy doing God’s work elsewhere. But there is not a man alive today who can deny that they don’t owe President George Walker Bush a big thank you for replacing freedom with security. Thank you Mr President. Thank you very much indeed. The End.
Don’t you just love a good fairy tale? And as fairy tales go, that one’s a cracker. The truly frightening thing is, the way things are going, those are more or less the exact words our great, great Grandchildren will be having drummed into their young minds. In fact, the more aware of what’s happening around us you become, the easier it is to predict the school history lessons of the future. Of course, by that time, even if there is anyone still alive who is able to pour scorn on the story, the level of fear imposed on the masses by the state will be such that those people will keep silent. That is, unless the vast majority of people wise up very quickly and do something to stop it. The only problem with that is that the masses are more likely to believe the unbelievable rather than the believable. A typical example of this was demonstrated on Facebook last week. A computer nerd somewhere, whose world probably ends at his bedroom door posted a status declaring that Facebook was about to start charging people to use it. He added to this statement a series of tariff’s and the instruction for readers to Copy & Paste and within days it was global news on Facebook, not to mention widely accepted as fact. People were threatening mass boycotts of the networking site, while others were saying that it was bound to happen sooner or later. Yet none of those who re-posted the status had bothered to check its authenticity. Not that it should have been necessary to do so anyway. Had these sheeple taken a moment to think about it logically, they would have realised that not only would it have been a disaster for Facebook to do so, it wouldn’t have been workable for the simple fact many people, especially the young, don’t have credit cards to pay online subscriptions. More over, even if Mark Zuckerberg was silly enough to start charging, I think he would have announced it himself rather than let a computer nerd with too much time on his hands do it.
And there in lies the problem. OK, maybe my fairy tale is a bit tongue in cheek but it’s pretty close to the official version of events. By now, bearing in mind the various means available for mass communication, there shouldn’t be anyone on earth with more than 2 braincells who now buys into the official version of events surrounding 9/11 and Osama Bin Laden. Yet the vast majority of people do, despite the official version being a lot more unbelievable than the truth. Someone said to me recently that although the Government version of 9/11 was full of holes, the said Government couldn’t be behind it because they know they would never get away with it. Yet it is precisely that kind of warped logic that allows our Governments to get away with it. This fact was again clearly demonstrated on May 2nd 2011, the day Bin Laden finally (according to the Government) met his maker. The only thing that surprised me about that day is that it wasn’t hence forth declared a world holiday. You could almost feel the world sag as it let out a huge sigh of relief that the Devil incarnate was finally dead. The fact that Bin Laden was a highly paid CIA agent who, according to an FBI source, died in 2001 from kidney failure seemingly counts for nothing. Neither did the fact that, despite there not being a shred of evidence to link Bin Laden with 9/11, that didn’t stop the BBC or ITV or any other news station for that matter broadcasting him as the brains behind the attacks. The fact that they did, was nothing short of slander. The FBI were not even brazen enough to accuse him of being responsible for 9/11 on their wanted poster.
The fact that the BBC did, is justification enough to stop paying your TV licence. That is if your silly enough to still be paying it. The truth is, on May 2nd 2011, the masses were sold another Fairy tale. One that they were only to eager to believe and one that, had they sat and thought about it logically, they would have seen it for what it is.
For starters, American President Barack Obama needed a popularity boost, what with him preparing to stand for re-election while his support rating was at an all time low. So, in order to boost his ratings (which worked spectacularly in the short term) the Pentagon would have us believe that after 10 years worth of searching, with the best tracking equipment known to man, Bin Laden was finally located in a large luxury compound in Abbottabad in Pakistan. Then, without informing the Pakistani Government, Navy SEALS and CIA operatives stormed the compound in a covert operation. Can you Imagine the uproar, if that scenario had been the other way round?
Despite Obama and his top Government Cronies supposedly watching this operation take place live, via satellite pictures (beats watching a John Wayne DVD I suppose), initial news reports were still confusing, conflicting and all totally wrong. All these early bulletins led us to believe that a fierce fire-fight had taken place between the Navy SEALS and Bin Laden’s bodyguards, who put up massive resistance. Once they had been killed, the SEALS located a heavily armed Bin Laden who was finally killed after bullets were exchanged on both sides. Whether Bin Laden’s “You’ll never take me alive”, last stand made the ‘Terrorist’ sound too heroic for Obama and Co’s liking isn’t known, but the news reporting quickly changed scenario. We were now being told that Bin Laden was found unguarded, but never the less heavily armed himself, watching TV with his wife. When the SEALS entered his home, a gun battle ensued with Bin Laden using his wife as a human shield. Fast forward a few more hours and the Whitehouse press office still wasn’t happy. This led to a further, final version of events that had Navy SEALS storming the unguarded compound, where an unarmed Bin Laden was found watching TV with his wife. In a bid to escape his getting his comeuppance, Bin Laden grabbed his wife as a human shield and begged for his life while screaming and crying like a frightened schoolgirl. His ploy failed miserably because the SEALS shot him anyway. Now, that being the case, am I the only one left thinking that this means Bin Laden was murdered in cold blood? Does the law not say that everybody regardless of race, colour or creed is entitled to a fair trial? Apparently not. But as usual, I digress. Bin Laden’s body was then supposedly photographed, followed by a quick search of his house, before the SEALS, along with Bin Laden’s body, quickly evacuated the scene of the crime.
Bin Laden’s body was then quickly buried at sea, despite him not having or coming from a Naval background. No details of the funeral were given, but under the circumstances I cant imagine that it was a very dignified send off. Having paid the ultimate price for his supposed crimes, was the man not entitled to a decent funeral? Was his family not entitled to say their goodbyes? Once again, apparently not. We are told one of the reasons for the quick burial was out of respect for Muslims whose faith requires their dead to be buried within 24 hrs. Strangely enough, no mention was made of the Muslim Cleric who presided over this Muslim funeral. Presumably there was one? Then again perhaps not.
The other reason for the quick burial at sea, was to stop Bin Laden’s grave becoming a shrine for fundamental extremists. This again is nonsense. When the Child murderer, Myra Hindley, died, such was the hatred towards her that the home office had great difficulty finding an undertaker willing to carry out a funeral. Never the less, one was found and her funeral took place, late at night in a secret location. The world’s press soon got wind of this secret location, but the funeral still went ahead. Hindley’s body was immediately cremated and her ashes scattered at a secret location of her own choosing. If we can do it with the location of the body already known, why can’t the Americans do it with a body that could be anywhere?
Furthermore, the American Government assured us that DNA samples taken from his body ensured that the man allegedly shot dead was Bin Laden before it was scientifically possible to obtain DNA results, given the time frame and location of his death.
We were also told that evidence taken from his house proved that Bin Laden was still a threat to world safety and still the top man in the Al Qaeda terrorist organisation. At the same time, the Pentagon contradicted themselves by telling the world that Bin Laden was a pathetic shadow of his former self who spent his days watching old videos of himself taunting the West and bragging about his exploits. Presumably these videos of his glory days, that this frail, tired old man watched were the ones which have been proved as CIA fakes. Never the less, the Powers that be, in their haste to humiliate Bin Laden, released a tape (allegedly also found at his compound) showing him sat in front of a small TV (hardly the type a multi-millionaire, living it up in the lap of luxury, would have) watching his glory days. We are led to believe that this taped footage is a home movie, which being the case is most strange and begs the question, “who takes a home movie but films the subject only from behind, never once giving the viewer a clear shot of the subjects face”? We are also told that Bin Laden’s body was photographed after he’d been murdered. The world population then held their breath while the US Government agonised over whether to release these Photo’s to prove beyond all doubt that it was Bin Laden who was killed that night. Finally, and very predictably, it was decided the Photographs were far too gruesome for people to see. Presumably then, the top brass in Washington DC have never heard of Heaven666 whose website shows the most gruesome film footage and photographs known to man. Or a quick visit to the book Author, Bernard O’Mahoney’s website will allow you to view extremely graphic autopsy photographs of 3 Essex Gangsters, all shot twice in the head at point blank range with a shotgun.
Starting to get the feeling your being mugged off yet? No? OK try this for size. After 10 years fighting the so called war on terror, a couple of months ago the Taliban scored by far their greatest victory when they managed to shoot down a US Chinook helicopter using a hand held surface to air rocket launcher. That alone would have been their greatest hit, so to speak. However, the fact the Helicopter contained the Navy SEALS, who supposedly murdered Osama Bin Laden lifted the strike to the heights of which fairy tales are made of.
Of course, the death of Bin Laden twice in the space of 10 years presented the USA with another problem. The question as to whether his death now meant the end of the war on terror was already being asked. In a near state of panic at the prospect, the Whitehouse moved quickly to dispel such talk. Statements were quickly prepared in order to clarify that while Bin Laden was dead, Al Qaeda remained a very real threat to world safety. We were further informed that now Al Qaeda’s leader was no more we could expect to be blown to kingdom come in revenge attacks. Now while its all very well convincing the general public that they are still at risk, if there are no bombs going off, that threat becomes an empty one. So, to keep the public living in fear, the FBI were called into action. As a result, we were informed via the world media of all manner of terrorist plots being thwarted, thanks to undercover FBI agents. What the media neglected to mention was that these undercover agents were targeting street gangs and promising them vast fortunes in return for planting bombs at locations of the FBI’s choosing. Of course, your average street gang has limited access to bombs and weapons. No problem, the FBI provided them also. Then, just before these street gangs could carry out the FBI’s orders, they were all arrested. Of course there are only so many times that the Feds can plan a terrorist attack, finance it, provide the means to carry it out and then arrest those they have coerced into doing it. A thwarted terrorist attack means very little to Joe Public. Enter Anwar al-Awlaki, the new public enemy number 1. Just as things were beginning to quieten down, the US Government proudly announced their latest victory in the war on terror. This victory came in the form of the death of Al Qaeda’s new top man, Anwar al-Awlaki. His death came about via American air strikes, after he was located hiding in the Yemen. In order to further appease the sceptics, the Americans had the Yemeni Defence ministry back the claim. That ought to have been an end to it, had it not been for the fact that like Bin Laden before him, al-Awlaki was also a CIA agent with high ranking friends in the American government. The coincidences don’t end there however, because just like Bin Laden, al-Awlaki had already died once before prior to his second death. Furthermore, as coincidence would have it, al-Awlaki’s first demise in December 2009 happened in pretty much the same way as his second death.
Still, you have to hand it to the American government. They are nothing if not consistent, so after putting their heads together they come up with ‘Haqqanis’. Who? Exactly… According to whistle blower, Paul Craig Roberts, former assistant secretary of the US treasury and former associate editor of the Wall Street Journal, Haqqanis are a terrorist organisation far deadlier than Al Qaeda. Strange then that nobody has heard of them before. Having said that, pretty much nobody had heard of Al Qaeda prior to 9/11. That is except for the CIA and the Mujahideen, for whom Al Qaeda, meaning ‘The Base’, was a code word during the Afghanistan – Russian war. The sudden emergence of Haqqanis was brought about to serve two purposes, the first of which is to scare the public now that Al Qaeda have passed their sell by date. The second purpose, according to Paul Craig Roberts, is far more sinister and could eventually lead to Armageddon.
There can be no doubt that the USA has been trying to provoke Pakistan for some time now. This was clearly demonstrated in the alleged covert operation to assassinate Bin Laden. Quite fitting then that Haqqanis supposedly hail from Pakistan whereas Al Qaeda wasn’t tied to any specific country. Moreover, the Chairman of the US joint Chiefs of Staff, Admiral Mike Mullen claims that Haqqanis are tied to the Pakistani intelligence service, ISI, and it was on their orders that Haqqanis attacked the American Embassy in Kabul, Afghanistan on Sept 13th 2011, along with a US Military base in Wadak Province. These attacks led Warmongering US Senator Lindsey Graham, a member of the Armed Services Committee, to declare that there was “broad bipartisan support” within Congress for a military attack on Pakistan. Add this to the usual verbal diarrhoea banded about by US politicians, that Pakistan is an unstable Nuclear Power and gives shelter to anti American Factions, and it’s not so much a question of “will America invade Pakistan”? More a question of “When””. The Pakistani Prime Minister, Yousuf Raza Gilani certainly seems to think so anyway. He recently called his Foreign Minister home from talks in Washington and ordered an emergency meeting of the Government to assess the prospect of an American Invasion.
However, according to some knowledgeable analysts, the real reason behind any invasion of Pakistan would be more to do with the country’s location than the perceived threat from Haqqanis. Pakistan borders with China and as such is the ideal place to launch WW3. Certainly now would be the right time to do it, what with the financial meltdown looking inevitable, Russia in disarray and China preoccupied with dealing with the problems associated with their rapid economic growth. An American invasion of Pakistan, on this basis, is certainly more plausible than an invasion because of a terrorist organisation. Particularly so if the Foreign Minister of Pakistan, Hina Rabbani Khar, is to be believed. He claims that for many years Haqqanis were the blue-eyed boys of the CIA. You really couldn’t make it up y’know.