The story of the fly
Imagine that you sit in a cafe and a fly drops into your cup. What will you do ?
1 – You are an Englishman: You throw everything – cup and contents – and without a word but showing your displeasure, you leave the cafe.
2 – You are an American: You fish the fly out and drink the coffee.
3 – You are a Chinese: You eat the fly and throw the coffee.
4 – You are a starving Palestinian: You eat the fly and drink the coffee.
5 – You are an Israeli:
(a) You sell the coffee to the American and the fly to the Chinese
(b) You shout that your security is threatened
(c) You accuse the Palestinian to have deliberately put the fly in your coffee
(d) You claim that the Syrians and the Iranians encourage attacks with prohibited swarms of insects;
(e) You link the attack on your coffee to Palestinian terror, human rights violations, the Holocaust, the Diaspora, the Exodus from Egypt and to discrimination against the Arch of Noah.
(f) You order Arafat to immediately prohibit flies from taking off and landing in coffee cups
(g) You reoccupy the West Bank and Gaza, you raze buildings by bulldozer, you cut electricity and water, you humiliate and terrorize civilians, you kill or mutilate anybody who is on your way.
(h) You impose additional military aid on the American government.
(i) You demand from the United States a $50 billion loan, payable over hundred years without interest, in order to buy another cup of coffee.
(j) You get the owner of the coffee-house to promise you free coffee for the rest of your life as compensation.